Hangovers, Sunbruns, Flat Tires, and 100 Followers!

Let me just first say I'm incredibly sorry for the sloooow day. Again.

Last night, my girlfriend, myself, and a few friends went out to a club where we all got a little intoxicated (by little I mean we got pretty drunk). I waked up this morning to see that one of our friends spent the night and puked all over himself and the blanket we gave him.

My girl had to go work a charity event for the bar/club she works at and she just got home with second degree sunburns on her face, arms, and legs and passed out the second she laid down in bed.

PLUS I walked outside earlier to find that my rear passenger side tire on my car has a large nail in it and is completely flat and I wont have the money to fix it for a while.

So needless to say it's been a lonnng day. But I did see that I made it to 100 followers which I'm pretty happy about. I never thought this blog would take off, but it did! Thank you to all of my followers and I hope that you all will forgive me for the slow days as well as enjoy all new blogs I come out with soon! I'm looking forward to making that 100 to 200 and so on. For this I am doing a happy dance!

Now I'm off to walk to the CVS down the street to buy my girl some aloe vera gel and try to find a tire place that will patch my tire.

Osama's Death, UFOs and Aliens, and 1000 views :D

OMG HAVE YOU HEARD?! Osama Bin Laden is dead! It's not like it's all over...everything. Seriously, I would have given a damn if this happened 8-10 years ago, but come the fuck on. I found out by checking facebook while my girlfriend, our good friend Daniel, and I were out eating and literally every. damn. status. said either "OSAMA'S DEAD" or close to it.

What got me was the people who normally hate on Obama, our Government, Military, even America in general were posting about this, how glad they were about it, and how much they "love" America. To which I ask why? You think we're pulling out of the middle east now? You think the "War on Terror" is over? Osama was literally a hair plucked from the head that is Al Qaeda. I'm more than positive in the next few weeks that there will be a new face of terror. This is far from over. Anyway I'm beating a dead horse. 

Earlier I was on about UFOs and I want to talk about that. 

My friend Eric (check out his blog! It's all about gambling and it's rather interesting) brought up this video which I suggest you watch. It comes to no surprise that high ranked individuals have know about these things forever. But why are government officials hiding such knowledge? Fear is the simple answer to that. Everyone pictures UFOs to mean aliens, and aliens to be these evil creatures that will kill us all. But are all UFO's contact from alien life? Fuck no, and if you think every UFO sighting means we've been visited, I'm sorry but thats just stupid. There have been hundreds of UFO sightings that either have been completely disproven or if you look at the facts it's not hard to see that it's some sort of fallen air craft, be it experimental or otherwise. I advise you to take a look back in history and see when all these sightings started occurring frequently (there have been UFO sightings forever, but there was a huge spike around the 1940's) What else was going on around that time?

World War 2. 

But what does that have to do with anything?

The Nazi's were a bunch of crazy people and their craziness leaked into their design on most things, including air craft design. But their crazy has designed most of the planes we see today as well as most saucers that people have described. I'm not going to go much further into detail about this, so do the research yourself, you'll be surprised at what you find. And keep in mind that this isn't the ONLY reason for UFO's out there, everyone world wide has been doing the same stuff forever. We all want to ride around in flying saucers someday

However, there are still some cases that still have no explanation. Surely those have to be aliens right? Yes and no. The government still has tons of classified black projects going on that we will probably never see in our life times, but there are STILL some reports where you just have to ask "What is the truth?" and that is a conclusion you have to make yourself.

I for one do believe that we have been visited by beings from another part of the universe. I do believe that some incidents involving UFO's were alien crafts. Why do I believe this? For the same reason we want to find life on another planet. We want to see what else is out there, we want to study it, and we want to know everything we can about it. Its just that the other lifeforms beat us to it and have been studying us probably for a good long while. 

And to wrap it up, thanks to everybody who has helped my blog reach over 1,000 views! Lets go for another 10,000! :D

Now I'm drunk and tired so I'm going to bed. Night everyone<3

UFO's!

Well today ended up not going the way I wanted it too. I ended up sleeping through my alarm and my girlfriend went ahead to her co-workers pool party (which sounds like it was mostly them going to the mall, paying bills, and laying in a hot tub for a little bit while drinking, which I'm not to big of a drinker anyway), we couldn't fix my tire nor pull money out of the bank today either, but I did go to my job and figure out the full details and I'm hopefully working either Friday or Sunday. My gf is currently on her way back to pick me up and we're going to see her co-workers for sushi! :D But that means that this post has to be quick so here it is!

When I finally got to sit down and relax, I turn on the tv to see the channel is on the Military Channel. I for one hate most everything that isn't cartoons, but they were doing a special on UFO's so I was verrry interested in this!

As a child I was very into extra terrestrial, UFOs, and just space in general. My belief is that we are not alone in the universe, but have we be visited by these beings? Or are these just military secret air and space craft?

I actually believe that it's a half and half. Theres no doubt in my mind that theres hundreds of UFO's that turn out to be military air craft of some sort, this is a fact that cannot be disputed. But there are many UFO's that still have have much controversy. Roswell, the Illinois Triangle, Phoenix lights, Battle of Los Angles, the list goes on. 

I have to go right now but I will be back later to write more on the subject tonight. But while I'm gone, I ask you what's your view on aliens and such? UFOs? Area 51? The whole 9 yards, I want to hear your beliefs.

Happy Wheels Makes You Happy! :D

Said fuck it and decided to write a game review before I went to bed lol

Happy Wheels presented by Total Jerkface is the game for you if you want to go "lolwtf?!" (link is full game, not demo)

Happy Wheels is a game where you race to the end of the level while trying to survive. And in some of these levels, thats way easier said, or just way more fun, than done.

First off, my favorite thing about Happy Wheels is that ALL the levels are user created. Everyday you have new levels to play on, some suck, some amazing, some just make me flat out go "What the fuck am I playing?!" Never the less, theres always something new to play and it never gets old. And on top of everything, YOU can make a level too!

You have an interesting selection of characters: A hobo in a rocket wheelchair, a guy on a segway, a father and son on a bike, an overweight woman in a scooter shopping cart like you see at Walmart, and just recently the creators of Happy Wheels added a couple on a motorcycle. Some of the characters have special abilities, the hobo's rocket wheelchair has a fully rotating rocket you can activate by pressing space and rotating with the arrow keys, the guy in the segway and the lady in the shopping cart can hop by pressing space, the father and son on the bike can stop using space (actually very useful in some levels) and theres a way that you can kick the kid off the bike (not sure how though), and the couple on the motorcycle get a little boost by pressing space.

Heres where you can tell, just by playing this game, if you're going to hell or not. Each level does not really require you to make it to the finish line, and most creators do all they can to prevent you from doing that. Theres bombs, land mines, nails, traps, arrows, random obstacles, everything. Now all the characters can take a lot of abuse, in fact as long as your heart, head, and something holding you on to the vehicle you're controlling, you can just destroy these characters. You can break their bones, rip off ligaments, throw them into nail traps, anything you want! It's all horrible and hilarious! The most fun characters to abuse in my opinion are the father and son and the couple. You don't need the person on the back to survive to win, you just need the person driving. This leaves your little fucked up mind to do alllll sorts of messed up things to the passengers. And the worst part is you can't help but to laugh at some of the stuff happening.

Overall its a great time waster. There are no high scores, noachivments to unlock, nothing like that. But for something to just pass the time while you're trying to get through work or school or just bored in general, I highly recommend this game for a few giggles and hours of fun.

Sorry For The Slow Day Yesterday :(

Yesterday was just a uneventful day for me. I slept away most of the day, when I was awake I watched Ninja Warrior and nothing was really blog worthy. I thought about doing another "Caturday" but none of the kitty pictures I found were really funny/cute/etc. I'm thinking a majority of today will be the same, but thats because today is going to be busy! My girlfriend and myself are having a cook out/pool party with her co-workers, I'm going up to the company that "hired" me to figure out why I haven't received any phone calls as to my work scheduled or training, headed to Walmart to fix my tire that has a nail in it, and numerous other things that will undoubtedly knock me out by the end of the day. Hopefully I'll post something later today/tonight and I'll try to be back 100% on my blogging-mood by tomorrow.

Now I've been up all night so I'm going to get some sleep, I leave you with a goodnight and this in real life Pillow Pet:

Middle of the Night Breakfast Tacos

As a cocktail waitress, I typically end up stumbling in around 3 a.m. and tend to cook pretty easy things for the (seemingly forever ravenous) boyfriend when I get home... since I'm usually half drunk and exhausted. :3 here's the easiest go-to recipe I know, with ingredients that are usually on hand or easily accessible. Cheaper than Whataburger. You dig? 

For the eggs:
4 eggs, scrambled with fork and seasoned with tony chachere, pepper, etc
1 slice cheese
3-5 slices ham, depending on how much meat you like in your breakfast burritos
4 tortillas

for the potatoes:
1 medium-size potato, diced into small pieces
seasonings (i use garlic, tony chachere, chili powder, salt/pepper)
about 1 tbsp vegetable oil
a little butter/margarine

Heat skillet over medium-high heat. Add oil/butter, then potatoes. Season, stir occasionally until tender. Cover them towards the end, the steaming helps to soften them.

Scramble eggs/cheese/ham in a separate skillet. Heat tortillas in the microwave for 30-45 seconds until soft. Top with egg mixture, potatoes, and salsa/sour cream (the boyfriend used 2 ketchup packets from Burger King for his). OMNOMNOMNOMNOM MIDNIGHT MUNCHIES

Makes around 4-6 tacos depending on size of tortillas/how hungry you are.

As written by the drunken girlfriend<3

And Dumbass of the Year goes to...

19 year old Texan, Bryan Ellis for his new tattoo.

Now, I have seen my fair share of stupid tattoos, and I have my own stupid tattoos (they're hidden at all times though) but this kid, this fucking kid right here got a Rebecca Black tattoo. Why? Because he's "tired of people hating on her! She's 13!"

Are you serious? And not only did he get the tat, he got it on his right forearm. Not only will he be dubbed a moron for the rest of his days, but I'd LOVE to see Bryan get a job now. To top things off, I had completely forgot about Rebecca Black and her shitty song "Friday" till this came along, and I'm fairly sure most people have too. And what is the "F"? Faggot? Because thats giving you credit dude. Enjoy having this fail for the rest of your life.

To watch Bryan making the worst decision of his life: