WE'RE STILL HERE! WHAT A SURPRISE!

What do you know, Harold Camping was wrong. I even watched all the news stations trying to see if anything was happening and nothing. I was kinda disappointed. I mean I was hoping for ANYTHING to happen but 6 o'clock came round the world just to see we're all still here, theres no uprooted graves, and theres no zombies. I honestly waited all day yesterday as well just to make sure.

Unless you count his old ass as a zombie.

Harold has since then "disappeared" off the face of the Earth. Many people have tried contacting him just to have him say he's deep in prayer and/or spending time with his family. He said any and all questions will be answered today, May 23, 2011 on his show, and I have a few questions for him:

Did you do this for the money or the message? Either way, how does it feel that you, yes you Harold, are getting a straight ticket to hell if it even exists?

HI HAROLD! I'M SATAN AND I'M HERE TO RAPE YOUR BUM!

New News

So guys, for the next few days I'm going to be playing around with layouts (and making them) to better fit my page. If you have any suggestions, comment or email me :) There still will be regular blogs and stuff, but this is just to make the site prettier :D

Sad Day For All Wrestling Fans...

Ladies and Gentlemen, today...


The man responsible for "Ten thousand years as Intercontinental Champion", "Oh yeah!" and as well as "Snap into a Slim Jim!"


Randy "Macho Man" Savage has died today.

Such an inspiring man, he (and Mr. T) is the whole reason I like to punch people in the face. This man fought in the WWF, not the WWE. This man made slim jims the most bad ass thing ever. This man was a macho man.


According to TMZ, Randy was driving his 2009 Jeep Wrangler when he veered across a median, through oncoming traffic, and collided head-on with a tree. He was then transported to Largo Medical center, where he died from his injuries.


His wife was in the car where she escaped with minor injuries, and police say alcohol was not involved.

RIP Randy Savage.

Every time I snap into a slim jim, I will think of you.

Earths Expiration Date: May 21, 2011

So theres been some talk going around about this church that has discovered when the world shall end.

Thats right, May 21, 2011 is the Rapture. According to Harold Camping who started this: There will be the worlds worst Earthquake, shortly followed by graves opening up and dead bodies getting flung everywhere, BUT WAIT THERES MORE! ALL THOSE DEAD PEOPLE WHO BELIEVED IN JESUS WILL BE RESURRECTED  THATS RIGHT, FUCKING ZOMBIES! AND IN OCTOBER, THE UNIVERSE WILL ALL BE BURNT DOWN! JOIN THE CHURCH NOW AND BECOME ONE OF THE FEW 200 MILLION CHOSEN TO BE SAVED!

I shit you not:

So lets get this straight, there's going to be a lot of shaking, zombies, dead bodies, and fire. All this coming Saturday! Woot! 

Now being the not so religious type (Agnostic) and having read the bible and many other biblical writings of other religions, I can safely say from my knowledge (and common sense) this guy is a fucking loon.

But hey, what if I'm wrong? I'm still going to die the way I live. I'm going to a rave! So if the Zombie Apocalypse happens, guess I'm screwed till I get home. So guys, what are you going to do on May 21st?

ZOMBIES! THE CHOSEN PEOPLE!

Houston Press: The 10 Hottest Sex Offenders? And Schwarzenegger The Impeganator!

Recently, the Houston Press released a list of the "10 Hottest Women on the Texas Sex Offender List" 

Nice.

Well needless to say, other than the girls on the list aren't really that hot, this got a lot of people upset. Since then, Houston Press editor Richard Connelly has made a formal apology and regrets publishing such an article. But the link I provided also explains his motives, and honestly, I believe it was amazing. I'm always one to support a controversy topic, and I believe the execution was a bit extreme but pretty informative all and all.

The article shows a mug shot of the females, their names with hyper-linked to their page on the Texas Department of Public Safety, the city where the sexual act was done, the crime, and the victim.  

The reason he made this article was to show people that a sexual offended can be anybody, not just some fat neck-bearded man in his late 40s or an old man that walks around in a robe.

Mmmmm...

Mr. Connelly if you somehow ever read this, you shouldn't have had to apologize for your article. I respect you sir. Theres not many people that will attack such topics as this. It truly is a "sexist" topic when you hear about a sex offender. When you hear about a male sex offender you always hear "rape" yet when you hear about any female offender you hear "committed a sexual act" or "had an affair with" something along those lines.

Houston Press, keep on keepin' on.


On to more current news. Former California Governor Arnold Schwarzenegger has stated he's has a family behind his ex-wife, Maria  Shriver's back with a member of his staff! 

Arnold lighting up a menthol shortly after sexing his staffer

Not only has his kept this secret away from Maria, he also kept it away from his entire state! Holy shit Arnold! How did NOBODY KNOW ABOUT THIS?! FOR LIKE 10 YEARS! 

All I have to say is if you want to keep a secret in this country, this is your man.

New Kitty :D

So about 2 days ago me and my girlfriend got a text from her brother saying there was a little ragdoll/mix cat for adoption at a adoption agency about 30 minutes away from our apartment.

The picture we got from her brother

After seeing that picture we decided to go check out the kitty. We checked around the shelter looking for other cats and then we found our new kitty, Mog.

Say hi to Mog

Mog apparently was brought to the shelter when he was only 2 weeks old. He was a stray. about 3-4 months later a family adopted him, only to bring him back 4 months later due to their allergies. A few days after that, we adopted him.

Whats funny is at first I really didn't want him, but shortly after adopting him, I began to like him. When we got back to the apartment, he instantly went to me and avoided my girlfriend. Since then he's become my partner in crime. He follows me everywhere, waits by the door when I leave, all while avoiding my girlfriend (not out of fear/hatred, he just likes me more lol)

I love this lazy bastard so much, and my girlfriend is mad. Very mad.

GIRLFRIEND SIDE NOTE: I stole the computer. kekekeke. :3 Anyway, this adorable little shit (the cat, not the boyfriend, although he's an adorable little shit as well) decides he likes my boyfriend better than me, even though I'm the ENTIRE REASON we got him. He's warming up to me, but he still follows him all around the house. Oh well. At least I know my ferret likes me more than he likes boyfran. He bites his toes.

<3 girlfran

Rebecca Black Got Pretty Down On Friday! She's Pregnant Now...

Thats right...13 year old Rebecca Black, singer of the terrible song/viral video "Friday" is pregnant.

Looks like she got a little TOO down on Friday. The story is here: http://ireport.cnn.com/docs/DOC-607618 and http://digg.com/news/entertainment/rebecca_black_pregnant but she has since then tweeted as followed:

Well what to believe? A 13 year old who I'm sure PR is telling to dismiss the rumor and having people comment on the reports saying it's a hoax? Or million dollar news sites? What do YOU think?

My say, I HOPE its not true...the last thing we need is the offspring of FRIDAY FRIDAY FRIDAY FRIDAY. But at least her kid would know the days of the week...well some of them at least.

Links: 

http://rt-now.com/2011/05/15/rebecca-black-pregnant/

http://digg.com/news/entertainment/rebecca_black_pregnant

http://ireport.cnn.com/docs/DOC-607618 (down)

http://rapbeatsblog.com/News/celebrities/Rebecca%20Black%20Pregnant.html

http://www.facebook.com/pages/Congrats-On-The-Baby-Rebecca-Black/199232893453467?sk=wall 

http://theadventurous500.com/breaking-news/rebbeca-black-is-pregnant

http://www.tmz.com/2011/05/15/rebecca-black-not-pregnant-friday-facebook-twitter-rumor/3/#comments-anchor (PUBLICIST COMES OUT AND ADMITS IT!)