What do you know, Harold Camping was wrong. I even watched all the news stations trying to see if anything was happening and nothing. I was kinda disappointed. I mean I was hoping for ANYTHING to happen but 6 o'clock came round the world just to see we're all still here, theres no uprooted graves, and theres no zombies. I honestly waited all day yesterday as well just to make sure.
Unless you count his old ass as a zombie.
Harold has since then "disappeared" off the face of the Earth. Many people have tried contacting him just to have him say he's deep in prayer and/or spending time with his family. He said any and all questions will be answered today, May 23, 2011 on his show, and I have a few questions for him:
Did you do this for the money or the message? Either way, how does it feel that you, yes you Harold, are getting a straight ticket to hell if it even exists?
HI HAROLD! I'M SATAN AND I'M HERE TO RAPE YOUR BUM!
Thats right, May 21, 2011 is the Rapture. According to Harold Camping who started this: There will be the worlds worst Earthquake, shortly followed by graves opening up and dead bodies getting flung everywhere, BUT WAIT THERES MORE! ALL THOSE DEAD PEOPLE WHO BELIEVED IN JESUS WILL BE RESURRECTED THATS RIGHT, FUCKING ZOMBIES! AND IN OCTOBER, THE UNIVERSE WILL ALL BE BURNT DOWN! JOIN THE CHURCH NOW AND BECOME ONE OF THE FEW 200 MILLION CHOSEN TO BE SAVED!
I shit you not:
So lets get this straight, there's going to be a lot of shaking, zombies, dead bodies, and fire. All this coming Saturday! Woot!
Now being the not so religious type (Agnostic) and having read the bible and many other biblical writings of other religions, I can safely say from my knowledge (and common sense) this guy is a fucking loon.
But hey, what if I'm wrong? I'm still going to die the way I live. I'm going to a rave! So if the Zombie Apocalypse happens, guess I'm screwed till I get home. So guys, what are you going to do on May 21st?
