Saturday, April 30, 2011

Middle of the Night Breakfast Tacos

As a cocktail waitress, I typically end up stumbling in around 3 a.m. and tend to cook pretty easy things for the (seemingly forever ravenous) boyfriend when I get home... since I'm usually half drunk and exhausted. :3 here's the easiest go-to recipe I know, with ingredients that are usually on hand or easily accessible. Cheaper than Whataburger. You dig? 

For the eggs:
4 eggs, scrambled with fork and seasoned with tony chachere, pepper, etc
1 slice cheese
3-5 slices ham, depending on how much meat you like in your breakfast burritos
4 tortillas

for the potatoes:
1 medium-size potato, diced into small pieces
seasonings (i use garlic, tony chachere, chili powder, salt/pepper)
about 1 tbsp vegetable oil
a little butter/margarine

Heat skillet over medium-high heat. Add oil/butter, then potatoes. Season, stir occasionally until tender. Cover them towards the end, the steaming helps to soften them.

Scramble eggs/cheese/ham in a separate skillet. Heat tortillas in the microwave for 30-45 seconds until soft. Top with egg mixture, potatoes, and salsa/sour cream (the boyfriend used 2 ketchup packets from Burger King for his). OMNOMNOMNOMNOM MIDNIGHT MUNCHIES

Makes around 4-6 tacos depending on size of tortillas/how hungry you are.

As written by the drunken girlfriend<3

Friday, April 29, 2011

And Dumbass of the Year goes to...

19 year old Texan, Bryan Ellis for his new tattoo.

Now, I have seen my fair share of stupid tattoos, and I have my own stupid tattoos (they're hidden at all times though) but this kid, this fucking kid right here got a Rebecca Black tattoo. Why? Because he's "tired of people hating on her! She's 13!"

Are you serious? And not only did he get the tat, he got it on his right forearm. Not only will he be dubbed a moron for the rest of his days, but I'd LOVE to see Bryan get a job now. To top things off, I had completely forgot about Rebecca Black and her shitty song "Friday" till this came along, and I'm fairly sure most people have too. And what is the "F"? Faggot? Because thats giving you credit dude. Enjoy having this fail for the rest of your life.

To watch Bryan making the worst decision of his life:

New Nintendo Console and Minecraft Update Features

To take attention away from the Sony crisis, theres some big things happening in the gamer world in the following months!

For starters, Nintendo is doing what they always do and 1-uping the competition.

As stated in Minecraftanian's blog theres a new console coming out from Nintendo, and it's coming sooner than you'd think! According to IGN Nintendo has released the following FACTS about the new system.
  • Nintendo's new system DOES exist
  • It's coming out next year around this time
  • it WILL be playable at E3 2011

Everything else is rumored but damn the rumors are pretty interesting!

I'm sure this is more fact than rumor, but Nintendo is finally jumping up to HD gaming! It's going to be faster than the 360. And the new system being backwards compatible with Wii and Gamecube as well as the Wii and GC controllers. (like Nintendo has always done)

As for the name, there's Wii 2, ProjectCafe, and "Scream." Yes, theres a rumor that the newest system from Nintendo will be called "Scream"

The released controller concept is pretty iffy if you ask me.

It's following the basic format seen in many controllers (4 bumpers, 4 buttons, 2 analogs, 1 d-pad, Start/Select/Home) but the screen is what is what makes this unique. According to rumor, it's going to have the same feed as the TV you're playing on and be a touchscreen for menu options. Interesting to say the least but a few things come to mind for me. Obviously with the screen add-on plus the circuit board in the controller already, this thing is going to be big. Possibly bigger than the original Xbox controller if you ask me. And what kind of batteries are we talking here? I can see this thing burning out of juice FAST!

Overall though, I cannot wait! Being an die-hard Nintendo-fan, I look forward to this new installment in the Nintendo family and am excited to see what they're going to come up with.

Now on to Minecraft! :D

Now keep in mind, I don't play Minecraft simply because I cannot afford it/have time right now, however, I have tinkered around with it and love it so.

One thing that did bother me was how easy it was to get lost in the vast world and you'd have to find your way back before nightfall, which is a hell by itself not adding creepers, natives, etc.

Well these days are no more! The new update coming out for Minecraft has a map feature! 

The map is centered around where you started out, but it's relatively small for how big the world is, so expect to be carrying a few of these guys around.

PSN Credit Card Numbers Now For Sale And Will And Kate Get Married :D

And now they have a lawsuit on their hands as well as having to shut down PSN. And apprently this all could have ended if they just paid the $100,000 for the list of information. Seems like pocket change to me for a major company that, if they had paid the price, got the info back as well as probably gotten a hell of a lot better coding team, PSN would have paid it off in probably 20 minutes of having it back on. Instead they ignore it and now they have most their customers credit cards, addresses, names, numbers, probably their facebooks and myspace if myspace is still around. It's bad news bears all around.

To all PS3 owners out there, I truly am sorry that your information is more than likely up for grabs right now.

And now on to Prince William and Kate Middleton getting married :3

With tax payers money (about 40p), making today a national holiday and probably going to cost Britain millions of dollars or pounds or pence, whatever the fucking currency is, on every news station, making a big deal about a wedding. But whatev's, my only problem is this is William. Who the fuck cares about William? I understand this is a big deal since they've been doing this forever and they're royalty and shit, but really I want Charles. Fuck Will. He's not first in line! And now hats.

Thursday, April 28, 2011

BBQ Chicken Pizza

1 container Pillsbury pizza dough
about 1/4-1/2 cup Jack Daniels Honey Barbecue sauce
shredded mozzarella and cheddar cheese
diced chicken
Unroll pizza dough on cookie sheet. Top with barbecue sauce, cheese, chicken, and more cheese. Sprinkle crust with garlic powder. Bake at 425 for about 17-20 minutes.


Wednesday, April 27, 2011

PSN Down

I don't know if this is a result of great hackers skill or Sony's coders just sucking at what they do. Regardless, peoples shits gettin' stolen yo, and you still can't log on PSN. It's times like these I never went further than Xbox, PS2, and Gamecube and my internet sucked so bad at my old living space that I couldn't do Xbox live or anything like that....though I did own a wii that got stolen buy my ex roommate that moved to Arizona without even telling me, but thats another story.

I have to say that this sucks for everyone involved. Sony looks like a bunch of retards, Some anonymous possibly has innocent peoples information making the "actual" anonymous look bad, and people pretty much paid to get their identity stolen. I think it's safe to say that after this fiasco Sony is done. The PS3 has proven to be their biggest failure (other than a cheap blu-ray player, yeah fuck that it's a "game system" with few to no games)

Lazy Cakes

No doubt that some have already seen these, but if you haven't check these out. They're Lazy Cakes! And they fucking work!

Lazy Cakes contain 4mg of melatonin, made with valerian root and all sorts of sleep helping aids. And the craziest thing is they taste good. Not fresh-homemade-out-of-the-oven brownies good, but not that far off.

Now you may say these are like Drank or other anti-energy supplements.

For starters, drank does work, but it just chills you out if you even feel anything. I've met only 1 person that this has actually made sleep, and few others that actually feel it's effects. I have drank it and felt a little relaxed but nothing special. I felt a little groggy too.

Reason: Drank is made with 1/4 the active ingredients that the lazy brownie is made with. Same active ingredients (not sure about the rose hip though) but just 4x more of them. And Lazy Cakes have a LOT less of the high-fructose corn syrup.

I originally bought this at a head shop in Tyler for about 5 bucks thinking it was a fake "special" brownie that would help me just feel a bit buzzed. The girls behind the counter told me all sorts of stuff about how they ate it and passed out and how they're not allowed to eat it during work. My curiosity peaked at this point so I had to buy it and test it out asap! I got home and I started just thinking "This either doesn't work and/or tastes HORRIBLE." So I ate a quater of it (surprisingly tasted like a nice and soft fresh brownie, just cold was all), felt a little tired after about 10-15 minutes, thought to myself "eating the rest wouldn't hurt" and did so. After another 5 minutes I felt that quarter piece that I ate kick in fully and I felt sleepy as hell! I fell asleep a good 25-30 minutes after first eating the brownie and slept like a baby for a good 12 hours to wake up feeling amazing! Fully refreshed and ready to suck the days dick!

I now try to buy these when ever I get the chance (they're sold at a little food place down the road from my apartment for like $3 :D) and I typically only eat half if that and I still sleep for a good 6 hours minimum and always wake up feeling happy and perky! If you have any sort of sleeping problem, need to get back on a regular sleep schedule, or just want to sleep better, buy this damn brownie!

Also, don't be stupid. It says right on the packaging that these are intended for adults. This dumbass right here gave some of his brownie to his 2 year old little brother and his entire family freaked the fuck out. Don't be a fucking moron, read the package, and on that note, don't give your 2 year old brother food that you bought at a gas station/head shop. If he bought this at like a small food place, then I could understand, but I know for damn sure if I buy nachos or something similar at a gas station, I keep them far out of my 2 year old baby sisters reach.

Tuesday, April 26, 2011


Sorry for the slow day. Had to buy alot of stuff for the apartment.

Anywho, if you're a raver with light gloves you might wanna check this out. They finally made light gloving a sport.

Monday, April 25, 2011

Cant Sleep :(

Stayed up with my girl till around 5 when we decided to go to bed, rather she went to bed while I laid there with my head racing. Fuck you ADD, and I'm all out of cigarettes and  so I'm pretty much acting like a 5 year old that just came home from Willy Wonka's Chocolate Factory.

On a completely unrelated note (and actual useful information to some possibly) Sony is really mad at this kid

George Hotz (GeoHot) apparently got into a lot of restricted areas in electronics we use everyday (i.e. Iphones and shit). He decides to try to get his way into a Playstation and did the greatest justice of supplying the world with this knowledge on his website.

Sony didn't like that.

They're bringing legal action to him, as well as possible legal action to any and all people who linked him money through paypal visited his website, even just saw his youtube videos.

I can't help but think back to a documentary I saw called "Hackers Wanted" when I see this. Really suggest checking this movie out. The Homebrew Computer Club would love this kid. 

I really hope this kid can pull through this case against Sony :(

Sunday, April 24, 2011

Am le sick :( and Happy Zombie Jesus Day

So I wake up this morning feeling like shit and instantly have to run to the bathroom. My girlfriend went to a gay pride parade with some of her co-workers, and I slept from the time she left till the time she got back (12pm-5:45pm)

Might be going to an after party for the gay parade. We'll see how well this works.

Fml :(

Also happy easter for all those who fear Jesus' zombie return and remember, buy tons of weapons 
and bullets rather than candy and peeps.

Portal Shots

Teleportation Shots (Portal Shots)
First Shot
2/3 shot Gold Tequila
1/3 shot Orange Juice 

Second Shot

2/3 shot lime juice or Roses lime
1/3 shot Bol Blue
Directions: Take the first shot, immediately take the second shot.
“In laymen’s terms, speedy thing go in, speedy thing comes out.”

Saturday, April 23, 2011

Bratwurst looks like penis..

Girlfriend made lunch! Bratwurst casserole, salad and French bread! And watching Lord of the Rings.
Only problem here is I hate Lord of the Rings but she likes it and nothing else is on so Lord of the Rings it is.

Honestly thinking about making a cooking/recipe blog for her.

Friday, April 22, 2011

"Girl" Gets The Beats In McDonalds & Starts To Have A Seizure


Girl Gets The Beats In McDonalds & Starts To Have A Seizure!

Story goes: That "girl" getting beat up is actually a trap. It's a guy in a dress. He went to use the ladies room (seeing as how he presents himself as a woman) to use the bathroom. These girls find out and then every chick in this McDonalds starts to beat the shit out of him. And the "seizure" is supposedly fake. Reports say that when the police show up he/she got up and said they were fine.

"Charm Hackett" is the man recording this whole time and then says to the girls "You better go before the police arrive." These were a few screen caps taken from facebook.

What do you think should happen to the girls that beat the girl/man/thing? What do you believe should happen to Charm Hackett?

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The Smoking Gun is just amazing sometimes


Girlfriend got home from work. Totes made dat bitch some dank ass cookies and she just made some dank ass beef tips wif gravy n mash pahtadur!

Thursday, April 21, 2011

Little late but

Hope everyone had a good 4/20! Ended up smoking directly at 4:20 am :D then later in the day my girlfriend and I went to see Devin The Dude at Warehouse Live. Have to say I've never seen people so stingy with their green but had fun overall! Phranchyze was my favorite part of the night honestly. Never have I heard a (good) video game/gangster rap song before!

Tuesday, April 19, 2011

First blog! And Grocery Shopping

Wish I had more time to play with this but me and my girlfriend are about to go grocery shopping. So I leave you with lulz.