Ladies and Gentlemen, today...
The man responsible for "Ten thousand years as Intercontinental Champion", "Oh yeah!" and as well as "Snap into a Slim Jim!"
Randy "Macho Man" Savage has died today.
Such an inspiring man, he (and Mr. T) is the whole reason I like to punch people in the face. This man fought in the WWF, not the WWE. This man made slim jims the most bad ass thing ever. This man was a macho man.
According to TMZ, Randy was driving his 2009 Jeep Wrangler when he veered across a median, through oncoming traffic, and collided head-on with a tree. He was then transported to Largo Medical center, where he died from his injuries.
His wife was in the car where she escaped with minor injuries, and police say alcohol was not involved.
RIP Randy Savage.
Every time I snap into a slim jim, I will think of you.