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Monday, May 23, 2011

WE'RE STILL HERE! WHAT A SURPRISE!

What do you know, Harold Camping was wrong. I even watched all the news stations trying to see if anything was happening and nothing. I was kinda disappointed. I mean I was hoping for ANYTHING to happen but 6 o'clock came round the world just to see we're all still here, theres no uprooted graves, and theres no zombies. I honestly waited all day yesterday as well just to make sure.

Unless you count his old ass as a zombie.
Harold has since then "disappeared" off the face of the Earth. Many people have tried contacting him just to have him say he's deep in prayer and/or spending time with his family. He said any and all questions will be answered today, May 23, 2011 on his show, and I have a few questions for him:

Did you do this for the money or the message? Either way, how does it feel that you, yes you Harold, are getting a straight ticket to hell if it even exists?

HI HAROLD! I'M SATAN AND I'M HERE TO RAPE YOUR BUM!

18 comments:

  1. hahahahaha, the last picture's caption made me laugh so hard

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  2. Harold was obviously kidnapped by Satan. Poor bloke, atheists don't really care about the accuracy of these prophecies, but Lucifer takes it very seriously.

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  3. I'm okay with it, I bought a lot of stuff for really cheap off of people the week before.

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  4. I read that he doesn't even apologize.

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  5. i'm kinda disappointed it didnt happen :( i was looking forward to the zombies if i didnt get raptured

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  7. I hope he dies before he can predict another rapture.

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  8. Hopefully he stops these crazy predictions.

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  9. he's predicted the end of the world several times before and is a failure xD

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  10. Hopefully he stops this crazyness.

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  11. simple answer - don't know, don't care

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  12. All the money was wasted on advertising it lol
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  13. I kinda don't want him to stop his old man Alzheimer-related antics.

    It sturs alot of confusion and what-not and just all-around stirs my fun-pot.

    I love it. He should predict when Episode 3 comes out, that'll be a doozy.

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